Stonem Residence, Bristol [Tuesday, Afternoon]

There were a few key moments in life. When you realised things Had To Fucking Change. Effy'd had a few of these moments over the years, and this morning had given her yet one more: Simon's cock. Simon being her mother's latest in a line of increasingly annoying boyfriends. If he'd only keep his clothes on in the kitchen, he might have made it slightly higher in her estimations.

( He didn't. )

[[ NFB for distance, but open to calls/texts/etc. New canon has been announced, I forsee trauma. ]]